He has seen kingdoms rise and fall. He has witnessed the strength of men, and their failures. He has lived through ages of the world and come to understand one unshakable truth. Men are weak. Mothers are not.
From his throne in Rivendell, Elrond speaks with the authority of someone who has seen everything, and knows exactly who truly holds power.
This funny Mother’s Day card is a tribute to strength, wisdom, and the quiet resilience only mums possess. Inspired by The Lord of the Rings, it’s perfect as a funny card for mum who has endured everything and emerged completely unshaken.
Ideal as a Lord of the Rings Mother’s Day card, funny LOTR card, fantasy Mother’s Day card, geek Mother’s Day card, or unique Mother’s Day card for nerd mums, gamer mums, and fantasy fans raised by someone far stronger than any king of men.
Illustrated by DYMK Illustration.
Details
• Size: C6 – 4.2 x 5.8” (10.5 x 14.8cm)
• Printed on premium 250gsm card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Designed and printed in the UK
Beauty is in the eyes… all of them.
This blushing beholder is absolutely smitten, with all eyes on you. A cute and nerdy way to tell your someone that you’ve only got eyes for them.
Perfect for D&D fans, monster lovers, and anyone who thinks love should be a little bit weird.
Details
• Size: C6 – 4.2 x 5.8” (10.5 x 14.8cm)
• Printed on premium 250gsm card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Designed and printed in the UK
Infinite storage. Infinite affection.
This smouldering Bag of Holding is packed to the brim with love and probably snacks. Ideal for D&D players, tabletop couples, and anyone who knows the true power of a good magical container.
Warning: contents may be deeper than expected.
Details
• Size: C6 – 4.2 x 5.8” (10.5 x 14.8cm)
• Printed on premium 250gsm card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Designed and printed in the UK
Love hurts. Literally.
This adorable but deadly gelatinous cube is slowly dissolving teddies, roses, chocolates, wedding rings… all in the name of love.
Perfect for monster fans, dark humour lovers, and anyone whose idea of romance is mildly threatening but very sincere.
Details
• Size: C6 – 4.2 x 5.8” (10.5 x 14.8cm)
• Printed on premium 250gsm card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Designed and printed in the UK
WANTED for crimes against emotional stability!
This mischievous goblin cupid has been charged with reckless arrow firing, illegal heart theft, and spreading dangerously high levels of romance. Last seen causing spontaneous blushing and dramatic love confessions.
Perfect for RPG fans, chaos gremlins, and anyone who believes love should come with a criminal record.
Reward payable in kisses, cuddles, and intense affection.
Details
• Size: C6 – 4.2 x 5.8” (10.5 x 14.8cm)
• Printed on premium 250gsm card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Designed and printed in the UK
Nothing escapes her gaze.
She sees the mess. She sees the lies. She sees the things you thought you got away with in 2007. The ever-watchful Sauron has nothing on mum. The eye of mother sees all.
This funny Mother’s Day card is a tribute to the ancient, all-knowing power possessed exclusively by mums. Inspired by The Lord of the Rings, it’s perfect as a funny card for mum who misses nothing and forgets even less.
Ideal as a Lord of the Rings Mother’s Day card, funny LOTR card, fantasy Mother’s Day card, geek Mother’s Day card, or unique Mother’s Day card for nerd mums, gamer mums, and fantasy fans raised under constant, loving surveillance.
Illustrated by DYMK Illustration.
Details
• Size: C6 – 4.2 x 5.8” (10.5 x 14.8cm)
• Printed on premium 250gsm card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Designed and printed in the UK
All shall bow before her. She has earned it.
She endured the chaos. She faced the darkness. She carried you through every questionable decision and somehow, against all odds, you survived. In a rare moment of absolute humility, Aragorn himself recognises the truth. Mothers bow to no one.
This funny Mother’s Day card is a tribute to strength, sacrifice, and the quiet authority only mums possess. Inspired by The Lord of the Rings, it’s perfect as a funny card for mum who deserves recognition, respect, and her rightful place on the throne.
Ideal as a Lord of the Rings Mother’s Day card, funny LOTR card, fantasy Mother’s Day card, geek Mother’s Day card, or unique Mother’s Day card for nerd mums, gamer mums, and fantasy fans who were raised by true royalty.
Illustrated by DYMK Illustration.
Details
• Size: C6 – 4.2 x 5.8” (10.5 x 14.8cm)
• Printed on premium 250gsm card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Designed and printed in the UK
A snotty little goblin. A stolen heart. Zero regrets.
This chaotic cutie has officially pinched your heart and he’s not giving it back. Perfect for fantasy players, goblin lovers, and anyone whose romance style is more feral than formal.
Sweet, gross, and strangely charming. Just like true love.
Details
• Size: C6 – 4.2 x 5.8” (10.5 x 14.8cm)
• Printed on premium 250gsm card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Designed and printed in the UK
One does not simply survive Valentine’s Day.
He fought bravely. He fell dramatically. Not to war… but to love. This heroic heir has taken one too many heart arrows and is officially surrendering to romance.
This card is perfect for epic fantasy fans who appreciate love, loyalty, and being absolutely done with cupid.
Details
• Size: C6 – 4.2 x 5.8” (10.5 x 14.8cm)
• Printed on premium 250gsm card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Designed and printed in the UK
“We's didn’t forget Mother’s Day. We's could never forget Mother’s Day!”
She raised us. She protected us. She kept us safe from the nasty world. And now there is only one truth that matters. Mum is our precious.
This funny Mother’s Day card is a tribute to loyalty, obsession, and the kind of love that never lets go. Inspired by The Lord of the Rings, it’s perfect as a funny card for mum who deserves reverence, worship, and at least mild emotional dependence.
Ideal as a Lord of the Rings Mother’s Day card, funny LOTR card, fantasy Mother’s Day card, geek Mother’s Day card, or unique Mother’s Day card for nerd mums, gamer mums, and fantasy fans who raised you well enough that you didn’t forget.
Illustrated by DYMK Illustration.
Details
• Size: C6 – 4.2 x 5.8” (10.5 x 14.8cm)
• Printed on premium 250gsm card
• Blank inside for your own message
• Designed and printed in the UK